The Rooster's Laying Sequel (original)
Author: Xiaoxia (Qingdao University)
Z: Host B: Baiyun H: Black Earth
< p >Z: Dear friends of the public, hello everyone! Today, our program "Nonsense" invited two special guests, namely Heitu and Baiyun, who came from the northeast to our studio. But that time has passed, why haven't they come yet?B: Find the person responsible! Who is in charge? Hurry up!
H: Hey, hey, I want to go to the toilet (pull B)
B: What a toilet! Hurry up! (To Z) Are you the one responsible?
Z: Yo! Uncle and aunt are here, come on, we applaud you warmly...
B: Stop! You said those two people at the reception outside were unprofessional in their clothing. As soon as they met, they shouted, “Hello, Uncle Baiyun, hello, Aunt Kurotsuchi!” : Yes, this child is ignorant! I just said that your aunt is now consias a famous chicken.
B: Huh?
H: Who is the image spokesperson for Famous Chicken! This child cannot be transformed by us just because our rooster lays an egg!
B: Let me tell you, this gender issue is a major problem, and you need to give us some explanation!
Z: (He took out a large sum of money from his pocket and counted it in his hand)
B, H: (Looking at the money very hungry)
p>B: Look! This girl is so beautiful, you have to give her face no matter what! (Press H) What do you think? Cooperate!
X: Yes! Look how beautiful this girl is! Elephant, absolutely perfect!
S: Who does he look like? (Y is confused)
S: Han Hong, Gao Xiumin, Fei Jie, who else is coming?
X: The other one is her! (Referring to Yu)
S: You are so talented!
(X and S congratulate each other to express their tacit understanding)(the three of them were sitting)
Y: Thank you uncle and aunt for the compliment. It's the first time. I've heard of these four beauties. So uncle and aunt, let's do it now Start recording a show?
S: (cough) You said your throat was dry after walking all the way.
Y: Oh, look uncle and aunt, you're really not thinking right, how and do you drink Coke?
S: No carbonation, give me juice!
X: Yes! Your aunt is losing weight!
Z: And your uncle?
H: I don’t want it anymore. See, it’s hard for me to listen to this!
B: (to H) Shut up! (To Z) Get him a bottle of Shuangwaiwai!
Y: OK! I'll get it for you now! (Takes a drink at the end)
S: If you don't tell me, you won't know how to take the initiative. Please tell me
H: You. are still young
B: (Tel ringtone, Big Brother) Hello! Yes yes, I'm Baiyun, yes, rooster eggs are out of stock these days
(To Kurotsuchi, covering the phone) He asked why the chickens haven't laid eggs these days these days?
This rooster is so embarrassed that he is holding back!
B: (grabbing the phone) Yes! My stomach is so full! I thought about coming to Qingdao and sending these little hens back, so as not to affect production. If you lay eggs like that, I'll take them there.
H: Yes! Tell him that wine is fragrant when it is old, and eggs are big when they are held! If you keep it in your belly for a long time, it will be a good egg!
(Meanwhile B: Okay, okay, goodbye then!)
B: Okay! Stop inventing yourself, it’s still so beautiful! I wonder what you will do if our rooster stops laying eggs!
H: Why are you so anxious? He'll have to if he can't hold it!
Z: (bringing drinks) Uncle and aunt. Should weCan we start recording the show now?
B: Save it! (H drinks happily, B looks at H) Put that thing down, you won't be embarrassed! Let's start recording!
Z: Dear friends from the audience, good evening everyone! (H raises his hand) What's wrong, uncle?
H: I want to go to the bathroom
B: Why are you so useless!
H: Then I can't hold it anymore.
B: Hold it! When the rooster lays the eggs, you go! (turns to Z) Keep going! Let's start recording!
Z: Today we have two special guests for our campus interview, namely Aunt Baiyun and Uncle Heitu. Let’s welcome them with warm applause! (Applause) Uncles and aunts, please say hello to everyone first. (B and H turned their heads together)
Z: Huh?
B: The applause isn't warm enough! (Applause) Well, it doesn't matter. (To Kurotsuchi) LaisPlease say hello first!
H: Good evening, fellow students of Qingdao University! ...(hesitating, taking a long time)
B: Good evening!
Z: Is this the end? Uncle, why don't you seem to have finished talking?
H: No, go ahead! I just can't stand to listen
B: Yeah! ! ! ! ! (Looking at H) Can I choke you to death? Can I choke you to death? !
Z: Haha! So uncle and aunt, let's get started. I just took a walk around campus. Do you feel like you have a connection with classmates on campus?
B; (confused) With a hook? When did you let go of the hook?
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H; Yes, they didn't ask us to prepare hooks.
B: How did you hear your callgrounding? Why didn't you tell me when someone asked me to take the hook? What kind of person are you talking about?
Z: Uncle and aunt, it was my slip of the tongue! I mean, do you think there's a gap between people your age and contemporary students?
B: No! We both seemed to have rediscovered the shadow of our past! (Look at H) Pull it down, that face isn't as attractive as before! Look at Lala Land, it looks like Changbai Mountain!
Z; Why does uncle look unhappy?
H: No, I just listened!
B: (referring to H) you... (turning to Z) Ignore him, he's not educated, let's move on and talk about something else
Z: So let’s talk about your chicken?
B: OK! Just ask
Z: I heard that after the last master cow left, another laying rooster came to your house? Where is he from?
H: Yes! Stealing the landWu Lao'er's house!
B: (Immediately covering H's mouth) No, we asked for the chicken's consent and paid Wu Laoer the transfer fee! This is legal chicken!
H: Pull it down! The day I stole the chicken, I asked Mr. Wu's dog to bite the ground for me! Look, it's not cured yet!
B: No! (Cover H's mouth) Wu Laoer's dog couldn't bear to let us take away the chicken! Bite him!
Z: (laughing) How did you get Naji's consent?
B: Our paparazzi persuaded us to come here!
Z: Who discovered this laying rooster?
B: Always paparazzi! It’s a long story
H: That’s not it! This needs to start after the rooster has been simmered the last time!
B: Yes
Z: So tell me, uncle!
H: OK! Since this chicken was stewed last time, the whole chicken community, no, the whole communitypoultry is in a state of grief and depression! But everything will be fine after a while! But the rooster in Wu Lao'er's house still didn't look normal. He was always looking at our chicken coop. At first we thought they played well together and were inseparable friends! Sadness is always inevitable! But then the rooster stopped eating and drinking! After that, your aunt and I were wondering what was going on? !
B: Yes! Wu Laoer is so worried
Z: So what's going on?
B: In the end, it was our paparazzi who solved the case! Hehe, (to H) Say it, I'm embarrassed to say it!
H: What are you embarrassed about? They both had a fight!
B: Yes! (both clap hands) That's it!
Z: So two roosters fell in love?
B: Yes, with the help of the paparazzi in the investigation, I put their love story into a serial form. The formula was published on my blog! Welcome everyone to tune in!
Z: Although they are in love, how can this hen also lay eggs? How did you find it?
B: That’s also where your uncle found out. Your uncle also did a preliminary statistical analysis of this hen's psychological state before laying her eggs.
H: This hen actually has a psychological state. It's more ambivalent than our chicken! Think about it, think carefully, two roosters fell in love with each other, and others were exposed, is this true for his ex-wives? Are you right to have a soft spot for their little hen? But for love, to make their love fruitful and to commemorate his deceased beloved hen, then...
B: So he firmly established a belief: lay the rooster's eggs and let the hens lay . eggs. No eggs to lay! (Both clap hands)
H: Yes! Overnight, another famous hen was born inns our family. Since the rooster laid eggs again, the egg sales place has launched the slogan "I prefer the grass from the rooster's eggs to the plants from the chicken's eggs"! The hen is cornered!
B: Yes! One day, our chickens collectively climbed onto the “duck rack” and prepared to commit collective suicide! There are the former lovers of the two Brokenback chickens, and these former model laying workers. They are no longer favored. It's also my fault and your uncle's fault.
H: Yeah! Later, your aunt was the only one to die in our family!
B: What are you talking about?
Z: Uncle, you are wrong to say that. How can you say my aunt is also a famous chicken
B: Huh?
Z's image spokesperson;
B: Yes, since another egg-laying rooster was discovered, your uncle and I seized the opportunity and we started a rooster egg farming business, I have the honor of becoming a spokesperson for the image! (B laughs)
Z: Did you make a lot of money?
H: Yes! Do you see the dirt on your aunt's hand (B reaches out to show Z the diamond ring) "Iraq"? ! !
Z: Huh?
H: Iraq! kindness? ah! One carat! This thing is pretty expensive!
Z: I heard the ad was very effective when it aired?
H: Yes! We both recorded together! The effect is great! Xiaoyun, let’s demonstrate it!
B: Come on then? An old pro! (H didn't get up) Hurry up? !
H: You promised to let me go to the bathroom after the performance! oh?
B: Damn, are you still negotiating with me? ! Come here quickly! (H arrives)
B, H: The laying rooster, the fighter among the roosters, oh yeah! (With action)
B: Is it reliable?
Z: Reliable! (At this point, H turned around to go to the bathroom)
B: What are you going to do?
H: I have to go to the bathrooms, won't you let me go to the bathroom?
B: Come back to me quickly, happily! I counted, 1-2-
H: 3, let me goBar! (B grabs H's ear and returns to his place)
Z: Uncle and aunt played so well, so lively! But how did this rooster overcome his grief and become a hen again?
B: Your uncle persuades me!
H: Yes! I advise...I advise you on everything! What's going on with this chicken? He might also want to fulfill his wish for his beloved dead chicken! We therefore respect and fully support it!
Z: How will uncle and aunt continue to grow this chicken?
B: Don't go to the next step! I don't understand now!
Z: What's wrong?
H: The rooster can't lay eggs!
Z: Why isn’t this coming out? So he doesn't want to listen?
H: I’m holding back! Exactly like me!
B: What’s wrong?at your place ? I was thinking of going back to get that chicken and see a psychiatrist!
(Phone rings) Hello! My name is Baiyun, hey, what's wrong?
Say it again! (The phone drops)
Z: What's wrong, aunt?
H: Xiaoyun, what happened to you?
(Bai Yun cries) B: The chicken is dead!
Z: Death for love?
H: Suicide?
B: None!
H: What's going on?
B: Choked to death! (Quickly wiping his tears and grabbing Kurotsuchi) What, old man, hurry up and go to the bathroom, don't choke to death!