Funny sketch - cheat notes
Characters: student A, student B, supervisor
(in front of the class)
(A and B walk and are talking, B is carrying a schoolbag, A has empty hands, only a pen stuffed in the breast pocket of his jacket)
B (annoyed): ...I heard that the person who was monitoring the examination this time, it is one of the four famous arrests in our hospital. It's terrible, what to do?
A: Don't worry, buddy, I have a solution.
B: Do you have any clever ideas?
A (triumphantly taking out his cell phone): Use this! This is the Nokia brand cell phone that my father bought me yesterday. It has all the functions! I have a friend from the Information Institute who just finished the computer science exam in the first two sections. This time there will only be 100 multiple choice questions. I have already agreed with him that this will be done with three short messages.
B (disappointed): What saydo you laugh at receiving text responses? The great thing is that even if you have the vibration set on your phone, it can still be easily detected by the teacher, who is very sensitive to it.
A (mysterious): No, no. I just didn't set the vibration, so I just let the text message ringtone ring. (Text message beeps, A looks at it) Ha, my boyfriend is now back at the dorm and is ready to look up the answer in the book.
B: No? ! Wouldn't it be more blatant to let your phone ring?
A: You don't understand that. It’s called killing yourself to survive. The mountain man has his own clever ideas, wait for the answer to automatically arrive at your doorstep.
(The class bell rang, B was in a hurry, A quietly walked to his seat and sat down)
B: Are you still sitting at first place?
A: This is called the place le most dangerous and also the safest place. You do not understand.
(Professor brings a stack of test papers)
Teacher (clears throat): Students, I will be proctoring your basic computer exam today. I hope everyone can cooperate. (Distribute copies) Two test copies and one answer sheet. There are 100 questions in total, all multiple choice. Please check it out. After you are finished, write down your primary name and student number. (After distributing the papers, he walked to the front) Although it is a cliché, I would like to emphasize to everyone here the discipline of the examination hall. Don't do something you know you can't do. I have been a teacher for many years and have supervised countless students. I know the tricks of these restless classmates very well. If I discover someone who makes a small gesture, I will be aware of the consequencess. That's all I said. (Looking at the watch) Okay, now everyone starts answering the questions. The time is two hours.
(Everyone lowered their heads and started answering the questions. B scratched his head while reading the questions, and A dragged his cheeks to sleep)
(Suddenly, there was music) < /p>
Teacher (seriously): Which student brought a cell phone into the examination room? ! Put your phone back or turn it off! ...Oh, it's mine. I was careless and affected my classmates, I'm sorry. (Hurry up and turn off the phone)
(The teacher continues to patrol and shows the sign "Fifteen minutes later")
("DiDi"The sound of text messages from the phone laptop)
Teacher: Who?! (Xunsheng steps forward)
A (raising his hands): Me, teacher. (sincerely) I'm really sorry, my watch is broken. To make it easier to read the time, I brought aalarm clock that maybe I didn't turn it off properly (I took a huge alarm clock out of the office)
Teacher (cold sweat): It's so big. Okay, okay, keep it closed.
A: Okay (Sit and chuckle at B)
(Professor A. takes out his cell phone after inspection) Copy the answer. B probes to copy)
(The teacher turns around, A and B immediately resume work on the question, the teacher leaves and continues copying.) < /p>
(The teacher shows the sign "in half an hour")
(The "beep" sounds again, the teacher moves quickly)
A (stands up) : Professor, I'm sorry, I think there may be a problem with my alarm clock.
Professor: How is that possible
A: Well, to reassure you. , I took out the battery (take out the battery and throw it away)
(The teacher nodded and continued to patrol, A and B copied the answers)
(The teacher showedD to sign "in one hour")
(The "beep" sounds again)
Professor (looking at A angrily): What's happening? The alarm still rings after removing the battery? !
Master, please stop talking. This annoys me so much! (Puts the alarm back) This is incredible. It always rings when it's not on, for that. everyone can feel comfortable. I'm sorry for disturbing the order in the exam room. I am deeply sorry.
Professor (putting away the alarm clock): Well, don't worry and. ask questions carefully.
(A to B. Victory gesture, two people copy the answer)
(When the teacher showed "an hour and a half later", A and B. posed their pens, took a long breath and B made an OK gesture to A. They looked at each other and smiled)
A (just got up to hand over the paper, suddenly the phone beeped again): No? (lost)
Professor (angry): This student, I always thought there was something wrong with you
A ( Suddenly I got up quickly and dropped the phone. Looking the ground): Fortunately, my Nokia brand phone is drop resistant
(I bent down to pick up the phone, but the teacher picked up the phone! faster than A)
< p>Teacher: Ask your parents to come to school tomorrow to pick up the phone!(A scratched his hair with his head!)
Finally, the teacher said to A and B together: You can't cheat on exams, and you have to study hard to get good grades!!< /p>