Funniest joke I've ever heard in my life.
1. I sent a box of nuts to a friend. He told me the fruit was very bitter! There was also a big beard inside, and he couldn't move his tongue after eating it. What's even more ridiculous is that he actually said this thing might be toxic. After taking a bite, his mouth turned black, and even his teeth. were black. Even after brushing it several times, it didn't work. I calmly tell him that it's not the first time for anyone, and don't forget to send Hu back to me after eating!
2. The doctor was preparing to operate on a man. The man glanced nervously at the doctor... Suddenly, the man rolled under the bed in fear and shouted: "Someone come quickly!" said He hurriedly ran over and asked: What what's wrong? The man said: Hurry up, find me a doctor! The nurse asked: Why? The man says: I got his diploma for him!
3. Yesterday, my mother suddenly told me: there is land at home, and it belongs to you! At that moment, I held back tears and thought: I knew that I was actually an invisible rich second generation! The tough days before were just for training! Now the time has finally come... I endured the excitement in my heart and tried to ask my mother in a calm and casual tone: where is he? "On the table, ZTO Express. It arrived yesterday! I'll sign it for you!"
4. They are equally delicious and lazy, just because their coats are different, but their destiny is completely different. different: one was stabbed, the other was pampered! Therefore: It is very important to get out and mix the “clothes”. When it's cold, you have to buy what you need.